techtard

A person who is hopelessly clueless about using technology.

My boss is such a techtard, he thought the red video 'record' dot was the off button and he had hours of video of the inside of his pocket.

by Practigal November 5, 2017

Tetarded

Falling in the snow, and getting a runny nose.

Ron fell in the snow, now he has the sniffles, Ron was tetarded.

by Snapsnopsnipple November 15, 2018

teftard

A person with down syndrome that feels a strong desire to attack people of teftethnicity.

Hey bro did you hear about the latest teft attack? Ya bro I hear a teftard did it, pretty heavy stuff.

by PissSlayer November 29, 2019

Techtard

Someone who is innately bad with technology . Typically an older person or Boomer. Also techtarded

Can you explain What's AP to me again-slowly. You know I'm a techtard.

by Ms Johnnie the Comic April 12, 2020

Tectasdertunkflunkywonkreegoo

When you say this your goal is to make people think you have shit where your brain is supposed to be.
This phrase can have multiple meanings, such as
“Slime”
“Spicy Mayonnaise”
“I am in serious physical pain please call for help”
And many more.

Person 1: Tectasdertunkflunkywonkreegoo
Person 2: the fuck is wrong with you

by zapthebird June 14, 2021

TicTard

A low IQ terminal TicTok user. Often mindlessly swiping for hours on brain dead content procured for micro dopamine hits.

Taylor, you've been swiping on 10 second videos overlayed with shitty music for over an hour. You're almost at peak TicTard.

by Zachary_L77 July 25, 2021

Tectar

He is the type of guy that makes every girl Fall by. At first he may seem cocky but when you get to know him, you'll see that he has the biggest heart. He is very intelligent with great in music. Has an undeniably sweet side, tendency to give nicknames. Talks a lot and awfully funny.

Tectar is coming

by Tectus November 25, 2021