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Taking A Nesselrodt

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.
Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.
by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010
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This guy knows what I'm talking about

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009
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Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!
You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!
by TommiPat April 14, 2022
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Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
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talking stage

When two people basically flirt and start feeling each other and they are just slowly getting into a relationship
by Melissaxoxo March 16, 2017
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Talking shoes

Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.
"Denard think he a playa but he ain't gon' be gettin no play rockin those sorry-ass talking shoes
by raphaelgoldstein March 4, 2010
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