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The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...
-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.
by cgibbs87 February 7, 2006
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The Sweeney Swing

When an average looking asshole gets all the ladies for no apparent reason. The swing attracts beautiful and intelligent ladies to men that are way below their usual standards. The carriers of the swing are generally poorly groomed, unkempt and possessing a slight body odor. They tend to be pompous arrogant pricks who, because of the swing, believe they are gods gift to women. Upon closer examination we find that they are in fact none of the above.
Mandi why do you like that asshole? He's not even cute.

I donno Kate, he must have the Sweeney Swing
by clubhousecunts February 17, 2008
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Sweeney Todd

The Deom Barber of Fleet Street.
With Barbers Blade and Buthcers Knife
Did Sweeney Carve His Prey From Life
'Twas London's Horror to Surmise
They Found Their End in Meaty Pies
by Luke January 6, 2005
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Jake Sweeney

A beached whale. Otherwise known as recieving head whilst swimming in the pacific ocean off the coast of california whilst eating a fried baby smothered with ketchup.
Dude! Those kids over there are totally Jake Sweeney-ing!
by Minday&Shilaa February 28, 2011
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Megan Sweeney

A dumbass bitch who is kinda nice sometime, also, everyones bess fren. she has a serious addiction to Takis and will stop at nothing to get them. She has a mad resting bitch face.
Friend 1: Who's that girl eating Takis, why she look so mad :(
Friend 2: Nah she aint mad, that's Megan Sweeney. she's cool.
by gfhudijskoa November 13, 2019
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pull a "sweeney todd"

verb.

a.to slit someone's throat,much like johnny depp's character in the movie "sweeney todd:the demon barber of fleet street"

b.when somebody kills all of there own friends and family

c.to victmize inocent person by feeding them another person,and they're unaware of that
a.this skiz-ank is frontin' i ain't down with that,imma gonna pull a "sweeney todd" on her ass.

B.Did you hear about katie?she killed all of her friends an family,that crazy bitch pulled a "sweeney todd"

C.Jim,there's a finger in the pot-pie you gave me,did you pull a "sweeney todd" on me?
by Maggie & Jessica January 13, 2008
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Sweeney

refers to the name of a specific underground Tampa celebrity known for crazy stunts, being intoxicated, and ridiculous behavior.
I saw Sweeney eating at Charlie's Steak House drinking Louis XXI with ballers.
by 813Underground December 21, 2010
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