Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.
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Duds of Sussex (noun.) Alternative title given to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. (Dud, single masculine noun. Dudsness, single feminine noun. Duds, short plural noun. Dudling, Dudlings, dimunitive single and plural nouns).
Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.
Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".
Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").
In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
Referring to their career failures—from the Dudsness' 72 days of actual royal service to the Dud's poorly ghost written memoir. Jeremy Zimmer, prestigious talent representative at UTA, called the Dudsness "not a great audio talent, or necessarily any kind of talent", and both Duds were called "f***ing grifters" by Spotify executive Bill Simmons. Further, their charity was called into question when public disclosures revealed they work 1 hour per week.
Personal blunders include lying about a 2 hour, "near catastrophic", high speed paparazzi car chase, in New York City. NYC Mayor Eric Adams and the NYPD stated that no chase or crash occurred and the Duds of Sussex "arrived safely home".
Hypocritically, the Duds of Sussex left the United Kingdom for the United States—a country which successfully fought a war to be free from the Crown's rule. However, they demand that people in the USA address them and their children by peerage titles. The USA does not have a system of nobility and ruthlessly satirized the couple on the cartoon "South Park". (Season 26, episode 2, "Worldwide Privacy Tour").
In a gesture of goodwill, the US citizens have bestowed a title crafted exclusively for them: The Duds of Sussex. Their children are to be called "Dudlings".
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