scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

shaddled

Walking with shit in ones pants. More of a waddle, really.

Joe: Hey, where'd Steve go?
Tom: Ah, he shaddled on over to the shitter.

by Hugh G. Dickinson January 25, 2017

SHADDLED

The combination of “Shook” and “Raddled” - to be SHADDLED also synonymous with “ROOKETH”

Holy shit did you see the new season of Stranger Things???

I know I was SHADDLED!!!

by TChristensen13 April 20, 2018

strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.

Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!

by Penisburgh August 3, 2023

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

Straddle Piss

Straddle Piss is when a girl wants to experience peeing on the toilet like a guy, but doesn't want to pee everywhere-so she sits down straddling to toilet and pees. Remarkably the pee comes up extremely fast and forceful-Straddle Piss.

Hey have you ever tried to Straddle Piss? It's freakin sweeet!

by ChaChaBueno July 28, 2009

straddie

Island off the close of Queensland formally known as Stradbroke Island, the best place in the world.

Hey mate, lets kick back for a week and head to straddie

by Mackk92 July 8, 2011