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Stoner's Tic

Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"
I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.
by zeemon April 26, 2008
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Stoner Swag

Swag Aura emitting from a chill toker, a person with stoner swag is very chill and usually baked, likes to thinks things through, is not a stupid stoner, but an educated smoker, moves in smooth motions, listens to all the best music, usually care free and really laid back.
Guy1: That dude over there tokin up

Guy2: What about him?

Guy1: He's got some serious stoner swag.
by cannabinoidz420 September 4, 2011
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stoner time

The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.
"Dude, where's Lenny? I told him to meet at 4."

"4 o'clock stoner time man, he'll show up sometime"
by feelgoodlost September 30, 2011
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Stoner Noon

1:30
Dylan: Yeah, I was there at noon just like Jarrell said. I waited for like an hour but he never showed up!

Reid: No dude, he said stoner noon. You know that he's faded by late morning. If you waited another half hour, I'm sure that he would've showed up.
by OceanBlooms January 5, 2013
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Stonerpoofing

The act of one or multiple individuals advancing far ahead of a group when walking under the influence of marijuana.
Hey Steve, I know we just finished that J but stop stonerpoofing!
by Janderson1208 June 23, 2013
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Fake Stoner

Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."

Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"

Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016
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Resting Stoner Face

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.
Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"
by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 May 19, 2018
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