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stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves
Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes
by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010
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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.
Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas
by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010
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Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick
The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit
by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015
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Mexican Stocking

The perfect Christmas present. A stocking full of dirty sanchezes.
Nicole: What did you get for Christmas?

Marc: A bad ass Mexican stocking. Want to try it out?
by Neezy M January 1, 2008
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lip my stocking

what to say when you want someone to go inside your pants in japan
japa: hey, lip my stocking! prease!

sushi: yo, i'll lip her stockings any day.
by vedm June 6, 2017
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Christmas Stocking

When a Pink Sock becomes infected and inflamed taking on green and red hues often resembling a traditional christmas stocking.
Man my Christmas Stocking is dripping something fierce!
by RightArmTOOL October 16, 2008
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