Statgasm

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.

Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.

by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

true stats

Similar to true dat, but for geeks.

"Dood, pommes frites tomorrow?"
"True stats."

by Your face biotch January 11, 2009

Statalog

An open database of case studies, statistics, and data built by users. Users upload their original content, choose Creative Commons licensing, and comment with data inference notes on other users uploads.
See also statabase and stata.

Manager: "How much time and money would we save if we install cart corrals?"
Employee A: "Um... is there a reference source for that?"
Employee B: "Check out Statalog! They have all sorts of facts, figures, stats, data, and they reference all sources."
Manager: "Sounds like Wiki... Get on it Employee A!"

by SCDD March 4, 2019

Statpadder

Asshole

Guy 1: yo do you remember *Guy 3*
Guy 2: yeah...
Guy 1: he is a statpadder
Guy 2: what a asshole
Guy 1: his step sister told him the same then he showed her who is the real asshole

by DatAndrey06 February 18, 2021

pulling a kieron statham

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019

starsage

A run of the mill sausage patty shaped like a lucrative celestial star.

Manfred: "Hey Larry, what is that you are eating?"
Larry: "Oh, its a starsage."
Manfred: "Sweet."

by N.A. Zaidman January 2, 2008