stooly

1> a rat
2> a guy who tells the cops or other authorities of wrongdoings
3> The guy in prison movies who winds up being either killed in the prison riot, or getting pounded in the ass untill he dies of rectal trauma

1> You fuckin Stooly ratbastard
2> that fuckin Stooly ratbastard told the cops about the weed!
3> GET THE STOOLY!!!!

by Chad of Arimithea October 30, 2006

Stool Silencer

1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.

While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.

by Reyasa August 25, 2011

Stool Stall

When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom

Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.

by moffboy March 23, 2017

Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun

That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears

by Crazysteve June 4, 2018

Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

bar stool grandma

a grandma that spent a lot of time in a bar when her children were young, ruined them and are now responsible for raising their grandchildren they look rode hard and put up wet, wrinkly skin and gruff voice from years of smoking

That child was brought in to be seen by their bar stool grandma.

by winkywpwinwwwinky June 1, 2018

Pedal Stool

A word which can be confused with pedestal, the term used for lusting over women. Made popular by Jen from The IT Crowd.

Jen: You know, a pedal stool.
Roy: What? A pedal... stool!?! The word is pedestal!

by Shel-K-32 July 31, 2010