swooping judas

a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.

Mike: dude your such a fucking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a fucking dick!!!!

Nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my dick and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

Mike: your an asshole.

by kingswooper July 22, 2009

Squaping

To vape with female ejaculate. Simply wring out the sheets and decant into your atomiser tank. Whack up the voltage and away you go! Experiment with various blends if you're feeling adventurous.

"So yeah man, I met Charlotte the Harlot the other week. She squirted like a fucking fountain on my fags, so she said I could borrow her vape if I smoked her juices !!! So we sat squaping together . Totally hot !!"

by HarlotAndIdiot November 16, 2017

Swooping

The act of pooping while swimming.

Michael: this bowel movement is going to be really

Pichael: we're in the pool dude! Don't get caught swooping!

by Cloakanddagger95 September 8, 2018

Swooping

In skydiving. High speed, high performance landing.

Pond swooping is a form of competitive parachuting wherein canopy pilots attempt to touch down at a glide across a small body of water, and onto the shore.

by voytec January 12, 2012

Sooping

Sexting whilst pooping. The act of sexting on your phone... whilst pooping.

Johnny: "Yo baby check out my dick." *Sends pic*
Jane: "Nice! What is that in the background?"
Johnny: "Oh that's just my shit. I'm totally sooping you right now."

by Sooper68 April 15, 2013

stooping

having casual sex with

he was stooping his best friends sister; i have been stooping the girl next door

by spamanfa June 14, 2007

swooping

The act by a male friend of intervening to protect a female companion from being disturbed by an unwanted male

Swooping: At a club some flithy banana is grinding your girls the swooper has the duty of removing said bannana

by banana removalers October 23, 2010