When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.
Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.
by Gimmmo May 6, 2011
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Get the Squelch mug.The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.
Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
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