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Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.
Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.
by Gimmmo May 6, 2011
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squelch

A popular sound in yaoi or gay anime/manga. It's most likely the sound of a character climaxing when being fingered another character. It can also be replaced with *splurge*or *splooge* and will also most likely me surrounded by a "*"
*one anime boy getting fingered by another*
Boy 1: I'm about to cum!
*squelch*
by TheGoldenShortman October 4, 2020
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Squelch

1.n. A name for orgasmic fluids.

2.v. To squirt orgasmic fluids.
1. "Ewwww get your squelch off the blanket."

2. "Ooohhh squelch on me!"
by manamesfitz June 3, 2011
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Squeef

The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.
Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
by JonsonSmithson January 2, 2017
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Squeef

When someone queefs and squirts at the same time.
"Oh sorry! I just squeef'd all over you!"
by Viator February 8, 2015
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squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.
Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"
by Jibbery April 22, 2006
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squelcher

another name for punk or schoundrel;commonly used by bullies.
Bully:Hey u little squelcher!
Kid:What do u want?
by James Grimmer November 20, 2003
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