Definitions by Jibbery

squelcher 

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.

Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"

squelcher by Jibbery April 22, 2006

bumfeatures 

A person who has a face that resembles an arse...not a pretty picture atall.

"Shut it bumfeatures you ugly twat".

bumfeatures by Jibbery April 20, 2006