bumfeatures

A person who has a face that resembles an arse...not a pretty picture atall.
"Shut it bumfeatures you ugly twat".
by Jibbery March 30, 2006
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squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.
Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"
by Jibbery March 30, 2006
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