Squeezer

A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.

People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!

by WesLeFevre July 17, 2009

Squeezer

A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.

The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.

by Go Speed Go! December 22, 2009

corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy August 22, 2008

squealer

A person who tells or calls the law (police) a lot
A snitch

Guy 1: I'm gonna squeal on ur ass if you don't get out of my house

Guy 2: Fuck u squealer

by Ghetto Literature November 3, 2015

Squeeter syndrome

Unusually small penis

CAP'N BULLMOOSE has squeeter syndrome.

by 1people1world February 11, 2007

Squeegler

A person who voluntarily gives animals orgasms for the purpose of insemination. Basically beats them off until the animal achieves orgasm.

Owen is a good squeegler because he gets animals to ejaculate quickly.

by Snowdrif May 26, 2009

Orange Squeezer

Placing a balled fist forcibly behind someone's knee and then pushing the calf towards the thigh so it squeezes the hand and greatly annoys and frustrates the recipient.

Rob gave Joanna an orange squeezer and made her cry while she laughed at the same time.

by Coatesai January 10, 2012