Squeezy

Sexual masturbation of the male penis resulting in ejaculation.

My girlfriend didn't want to have sex last night, but I convinced her to give me a squeezy instead and I blew all over her face.

by kz5bw5 May 4, 2009

Squeef

When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.

That nasty bitch just squeefed!
Queef Squirt

by Squeef man March 9, 2015

squeef

(Scottish slang): a pathetic, insignificant person; a nobody.

"See thon Helen McMillan, she's a wee squeef!"

by KevinHudson July 19, 2009

Squeef

When sperm comes out of the vagina while queefing. Usually after sex.

Feeling bloated Shirley squeefed after a night of hard pounding.

by CazDev August 5, 2011

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013