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skunking

The act of running up to someone, turning your ass toward them, and releasing toxic colon fumes on them then running away. Similar to cropdusting but premeditated and designed for individual encounters. The attacker is known as the skunker and the victim is the skunkee.
Timmy had eaten burritos and eggs earlier in the day and saw his ex girlfriend who cheated on him. Timmy ran up to her said, "hi I have a present for you" dropped his ass and then ran away laughing leaving his ex to suffer. Mission complete successful skunking.
by ddrlegend August 9, 2010
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slunking

by DGS NAS June 23, 2010
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spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.
1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!
by tcw4 November 26, 2014
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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.
Elouise stop being such a spunkling!
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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