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spouse

My spouse is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.
Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!
by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010
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Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.
Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.
by Laila12345678 June 13, 2024
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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 17, 2021
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Latchkey Spouse

(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"

"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
by thecrotchetyoldcnic December 15, 2015
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Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020
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