circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 18, 2021
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House Spouse

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
by PLAGUELIKE January 23, 2021
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Latchkey Spouse

(n.) A person who works a full-time job, comes home to find their spouse not home because they left for their full-time time job mintues before the other arrived; a couple who have conflicting occupational schedules, and one or the other will come home to an empty house.
"Frank and Agnes have conflicting work schedules, they barely see each other!"

"I didn't know they were both a Latchkey Spouse."
by thecrotchetyoldcnic October 21, 2015
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Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives
Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something
by MyNameIsCookie January 21, 2015
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Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.
Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!
by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010
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Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
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Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.
Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath
by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 31, 2020
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