Shocker Vulcan Style

See also Vulcan Shocker; a variant of classical shocker, is practiced by inserting the index and the middle finger in the vagina opening, while inserting the ring and the pinky finger in the anus.

James.T.K.: heya Spock, whassup? Had a party last night?

Spock: my logical inclination granted me to achieve a higher state of knowledge in the understanding of love mechanics. Now the Shocker Vulcan Style has come to existance.

by Gormenghast June 11, 2006

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Smockery

smockery plural smockeries a lie told for purposes of becoming a famefag

Chads told another smockery in addition to several other smockeries in the past and he still hasn’t been on anonymous bites back yet.

by vibrator Chico March 15, 2021

twisted shocker

it is bascially the shocker; however, there is a twist. cross your index and middle finger, while still using your pinky for the stinky.

They got board with the shocker, so they decided to use the twisted shocker.

by rybo7g December 10, 2008

Russian Shocker

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.

Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."

by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011

snickerpuss

someone who laughs a lot at silly things

that niall, he's a right snickerpuss

by Trixie Firecracker September 8, 2004