The Smiths

perhaps the greatest band that ever lived. their reign over indie rock only lasted a bit over four years during the 80's but they were amazing, none the less. with their flamboyant, yet oddly dark, lead singer Morrissey (properly named Steven Patrick Morrissey)and they're other very talented musicians; including the notorious guitarist Johnny Marr, bassist Andy Rourke, and drummer Mike Joyce. they're music is likely to appeal to ANYONE, especially those who appreciate good lyrics.

the smiths beat the beatles in a recent poll of greatest british band (true statement).

by Denia May 5, 2006

Winston Smith Syndrome

Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.

Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?

by Female type person June 25, 2010

Erwin Smith

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P1: Erwin smith is-
P2: *fucking dies*

by Sious May 18, 2021

Smithville

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.

Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.

Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"

by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018

konstantinos smith

Scary goth guy.

He was featured on GTA Vice City on the VCPR radio station.

www.konstantinos.com

konstantinos smith is one scary s.o.b.!

by Clay Monette June 16, 2004

Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

Smithtrashington

Alternate name for "Smithtown", a small town on Long Island consisting primarily of opiate abusers, soccer-moms, cars bought with maxed out credit cards, and bad pizza.

Timothy: "Hey! you wanna go over to Paul's house and do jump rope?
Arty: "Nah man last time we were in Smithtrashington I fractured my ankle doing that. Now I'm addicted to pain killers"

by KGBsports October 4, 2019