(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.
I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.
The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.
I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.