now you've gone and spanked the monkey

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.

After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009

stanked

when a girl's vagina smells so bad you can't stand it

bro Joey got stanked by my sister's friend

by racer69 May 27, 2016

Shlanked

To fill one’s ear with cum

Things got crazy last night and I got shlanked

by ShlankDaddy20 February 7, 2020

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g January 8, 2008

Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

by Carlz.t August 19, 2021

slanker

a brother or sister, close friend

sup slanker?

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004