Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.

Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.

by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

No Simptember

No simping in the month September. If you do, God crowd it as a big sin and will send you to hell.

Remember guys, it's no Simptember.

by The ginger who won't die September 26, 2020

simpderace v2

the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

the funniest girl on insta she is cool and hilarious and not unfunny.

have you listened to "THE BAK" by SSJ9K? Yes, I have! It was posted on simpderace v2 on instagram

by simpderace December 27, 2020

Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.

Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"

by c4ct1 April 24, 2020

Simperton

The state of being a simpleton and simp

stop being a simperton

by MICK-DOG May 31, 2021

Simper Fi

Loyal to someone or something, but in a phony self-serving way.

Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

Multis Simperious

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020