sideburnz

The puppeteer of all puppeteers. Nobody knows his real name, but everyone fears him, for he could be your friend one minute, but stroke you the next (see: TheBigJ) He listens to music which few, but some enjoy, enjoys horror movies and the whole horror genre. One would say he is a legend.

SideburnZ owned TheBigJ, he made him look like a loser, oh wait, no, SideburnZ was just proving it. HAHA lol.

by Sammy McElroy February 8, 2004

Indian sideburn

The long hairs thick hairs that grows on the outside of the ear and has become so thick that could be mistaken for long hair or sideburns that are located in front of the ear.

did you see that guys ear hair, he has a severe case of Indian sideburns.

by The Ferndog November 19, 2009

pussy on your sideburns

when a girl squirts on the side of your face and your sideburns get all sticky

Example 1:
she said she would only hook up with you if i can throw my pussy on your sideburns!

Example 2:
i was dancing with a girl at the club last night and grindin on her real good when she started talking dirty to me and all of a sudden she squirted all of my face and said "I got my pussy on your sideburns BITCH"

by Yank meplease December 2, 2009

sideburn cock

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.

Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!

by DDPRO April 4, 2006

sideburn

When you hit the side or corner of a bowl.

Past tense: sideburned

'Hey, bro - sideburn that shit next time. You torched the whole thing.'

'Don't worry, I sideburned that shit this time. There's plenty of green left. (You mother fucker.)'

by Sir Fux-A-Lot September 9, 2016

SideBurns

Big long nasty hairs attached to ones cheek. Usually found on irish people, or nasty blonde girls.

A:Hey do you see that girl Jenna?
M:Yeah she has some huge sideburns

by ChuckNorrisGee January 21, 2009

sideburnZ

someone who derives perverse pleaure from tricking into doing disgusting things, e.g. Taking pictures of their shriveled penis, viewing a Japanese woman with a kicked-in face in a tub of yellowish crap, etc. Also aggressively attacks people with huge personality flaws e.g. pedophilia, anorexia, stupidity, etc. also know as Sid, BurnZ, BurnZy, David, BeezleBurnZ

Ever since I let it slip that I enjoy eating old folks underwear, everyone has turned into a sideburnZ on me.

by JoJo the rabid monkey February 8, 2004