spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Shitless

The fact that someone ruined you're day.
and then you had a bad luck but u suddenly remember you don't give a shit abt it, so you slapped them and walked like nothin happened

" lesson learned be shitless "

by UNICORNlover200 February 22, 2022

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022

Spotless rinse

When you ejaculate on your own stomach and simply let the splooge dry

I gave myself the ol ' spotless rinse and fell asleep

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Ah Shutless

Another word for a fart.

Based from a scene of the movie, 'Foodfight' where one of the characters says this word before they jump up and fart in the villain's face.

Person 1: "Ew, did you just Ah Shutless?"

Person 2: "No, Maybe."

by Pope Yes Chim Ken November 25, 2021

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022