Shitaki Mushrooms

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Holy Shit...Aki Mushrooms!

by David Towle June 3, 2004

shitaki mushrafuck

EXCLAMATION: A phrase uttered when frustrated

(when you drop your phone off a balcony and watch it land face first)

SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!
(when you realise you are six hours late for school or work)
SHITAKI MUSHRAFUCK!

by zooknookie August 16, 2019

Shitalian

When you ask an It*lian what their nationality is.

He said he was a Shitalian, I don't want to talk to him anymore.

by Slxed May 24, 2022

shilah

shilah is the BEST girlfriend you will ever ask for. she so beautiful and so gorgeous i can’t get over her. she so caring to people she likes and ignore who she does not like. if you have a shilah in your life you are the luckiest person ever. i love a shilah with me or on the phone.

person-“where is shilah”
shilah-“right here :)”

by patricia:) November 16, 2019

shitlagmite

The drip of shit that remains after a bout of diarrhea.

I think I blew an o-ring and now there is a shitlagmite dangling off my ass.

by julikins January 20, 2014

shilaley

A wooden mace that originated from Ireland. It sounds weird because it is Gaylic.

I messed that dude up with my shilaley.

by Parker Kelly December 28, 2005

Shilap

To "shit slap" or to cup a fart with your hand, then waft the goodness into someone's face.

She was going on and on, so when I had to fart I shilap'd her in the face!

by Sleezy McGee February 23, 2010