shitkicker

mofos who kick ass like luke skywalker, aka luke shitkicker

kel: hey, did you see hector get his ass karate chopped by bob yesterday?

les: yeah, that's cuz bob's a shitkicker!!

by kelvin shitkicka June 25, 2007

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.

"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."

by tunahours October 12, 2022

shitfucked

when shit is really fucked up.

Craig: Honestly, we have better things to talk about than you.
Tim: Yeah, like my shitfucked marriage.

by The Accountants March 4, 2011

shitkicker

cool as fuck but can't help the odd weird phrase creeping into their vocabulary.

Someone who wont take any shit off anyone

yeah she kicked his shit right out the window

by bikini kill February 28, 2004

shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

by Spick Death October 24, 2008

shitkick

An individual lacking in originality, wit and general humour. Usually a bottom feeder who finds amusement at the cost of others. An all round non-contributer to life.

Shut up, shitkick.

by rach230390 April 2, 2011