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shituation

A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.
1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.

2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?
by JSilverado83 November 1, 2007
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Shitsation

A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.
what a shitsation
by foxeeee July 26, 2011
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Shitation

The shitation of the human body amuses me
by Nathaniel B September 12, 2016
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Shituation

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.
You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.
by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019
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shitulation

When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating.
"Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation."
by ngilliam1234 February 23, 2008
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Shituation

A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."

"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
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Shituation

A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."

B: "That, sir, is a shituation."

A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."

B: "That, son, is a shituation."
by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010
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