shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

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by chew jo October 23, 2015

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shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

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Skatfinger

A rather big, fat, swollen and smelly finger one might acquire after participating in naughty business.

Alix have you got a skatfinger?

by TheMcG May 29, 2017

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Shitslinger

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

by The guy November 25, 2017

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