sharepro

I haven't gone to Jenin to track down earthstation 5, as that has been done and proved to be an useless adventure. But "word" has it Sharepro's hate for the Riaa and mpaa is due to a recently uncovered court documents which shed light on why "Sharepro" wants to get back at the record and movie industry. It appears Sharepro and Bill Gates have more in common then you might have thought. Both, although computer geeks are more intune with talking to their computers then to people.Who knows if Sharepro hadn't been crossing the street that day he might have used his energy to build an empire like Bill. Sharepro's future was derailed when the vehicle driven by a record executive in a hurry for a meeting with movie and promotional suits for his latest musical movie project. This was the turning point for Sharepro who now rests in his private hospital suite paralyzed from the waist down. Sharepro has spent just a small portion of his legal award to launch his plan to ruin the media entertainment industry for their part in making him lose the use of his legs. It is said that Sharepro who was a consultant to the Columbia super computer project has vowed to stick a knife into the head of the media giants. His penthouse suite, in a private hospital in as yet to be undiscovered location has been remodeled costing over 7 1/2 million dollars in computer gadetry a mere pittance of his accident settlement. The Columbia supercomputer was named after the shuttle that exploded upon takeoff just as the crew was given ok to go for throttle up. It is rumored that Sharepro's computers are under contract to be a back-up for the super computer should there be any power loss or terrorist stike against the building that houses the new Columbia super computer. More news as it comes in will be posted...........

Sharepro is the most well known, well respected......hmmm-well lets just stick with well known p2p file sharing person.

by slicktom March 6, 2005

Sharecropping

Sharecropping- when a woman has more than one friend with benefits she is sharecropping.

Fucking two guys neither of which is in a relationship with said woman

The girl that I have been plowing is sharecropping back home with her roomate.

Sharecropping isnt bad as long as both farmers wrap their tool before plowing the field.

by ChRi$ October 7, 2007

Scarecrow

A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .

Man , my mother-in-law is such a scarecrow , but I put up with her to make my husband happy .

That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly , dumb and boring that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .

by MohawkedGirlyGirl September 19, 2013

Scarecrow

Scarecrows are people who are characterised by their messy straw-like hair and constant frenzied attention seeking. Examples include Russell Brand, the majority of Indie teenagers, and the many unfortunates that attend Winstanley College. Behaviour comprises of incessant ruffling of their nests (hair), pouting, and gross application of Zaazuianism.

Scarecrow 1: "Zaazu!"
Scarecrow 2: "Yeah hun, sure you can lend mi hairspray."

by Walter Slingsby April 24, 2008

scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

Scarecrow Hill

A Hard Rock/Hip-hop/Metal band from Plymouth, Mass.

That band Scarecrow Hill Is awesome.

by musiclover508 July 11, 2011