A woman who is very unattractive and unintelligent , but does not realize it . She is ugly enough that if you cut her guts out and replaced them with straw or hay , and shoved a long stick up her ass , she would be startling enough to keep the crows out of your garden .Another plus is that you wouldn't have to listen to her idiotic ramblings .
Man , my mother-in-law
is such a scarecrow
, but I put up with her to make my husband happy .
That girl over there thinks everyone wants to sugar her up , but she's so ugly
that she is a total scarecrow , and doesn't even know it .