A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017
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"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
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"Mimosas"
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"Fine leather goods"
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"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"
by LiamWisner October 14, 2017
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Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
by Baller26 May 21, 2008
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Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"
by PhilipSkovgaard September 4, 2009
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when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).
please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.
when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).
please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.
person one: i have borderline personality disorder
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!
by GreenFox June 24, 2017
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My girlfriend doesn't trust me and didn't believe that I was at my brother's house this morning... I had to send her an Alibi Selfie.
by G-Kel T-Rib Collab May 10, 2014
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