Slammered

The point at which an individual has consumed so much alcohol they cannot keep it together anymore.

Sloppy+Hammered=Slammered

After that last game of beer pong Susy couldn't walk straight, put a sentence together, or keep herself off anyone. Totally slammered.

by w0rdchef January 26, 2011

Schmammered

The overall, intoxicated feeling obtained after consuming mass amounts of alcohol and marijuana. Consumption can be from waterbongs, joints, shotguns, beer-pong games, blunts, bowls, beer drinking games, and sack races (etc).

Last night there were so many smokes and brews headed around. I was too schmammered to remember what went on. I just remember it was awesome!

by EducatedStoner January 15, 2011

Shlammered

When your in between shit faced and hammered

That dude is beyond hammered but not quite shit faced I wonder what's in between... shlammered?

by Sociopathic goat February 11, 2022

Shlammered

In between shit faced and hammered

That guy is hammered but not quite s***-faced I wonder what's in between ...shlammered?

by Sociopathic goat February 11, 2022

shmammered

the art of becoming so intoxicated during a woogie hunt

Dude, I got absolutely shmammered last night at the Cambie.

by Thomas Karanasos April 5, 2008

Shammered

"Shammered" is another way of describing someone who appears or is drunk.

Derived from the slang/phrase "Hammered," which also describes someone who is drunk, and the word "Shot," which, in drinking terms, describes some who is totally piss drunk "Shot," and is acting like a compete idiot because of it; therefore his mind is "shot." (Gone) (Done) (Finished) (Temporarily Fried)

Oh my god, Dom that guy is totally f*ucken "Shammered." He doesn't even know what he's doing or saying.

by Gianni Devino August 28, 2009

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010