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Shived

A state of intoxication past the “blackout” phase. Common behaviors include spilling your drink all over yourself, dancing on table tops, and acting completely drawlin.
"Man, you were really shived last night. You peed all over my kitchen table!”
by jcola July 25, 2017
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Shived

To be blocked by somebody because you or somebody you follow disagrees with them.
by YourGameSucks September 21, 2016
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El Goonish Shive

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.
It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.
by The Gray Knight October 9, 2008
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shivee

Pronounced 'shi-v'
When a girl wears a short skirt and tights and the bit on the tights where the two legs join is on show. This can happen when a girl in a miniskirt bends down, or her tights are too big/small. It is very unattractive, and takes away the effect of the miniskirt.
Example 1
*Top of tights is on show*
Girl One: Ew, that girl is doing a shivee.

Girl Two: Gross.

Example 2
*Very short skirt*
Girl 1: Hey, am I doing a shivee?
Girl 2: No, you're fine.
by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011
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shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!
by Julie Raven September 7, 2008
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Schiessl

To accomplish with unrequired and excessive brute force; to do damage to something while trying to improve or fix it; to act only with regard to quick accomplishment and with no conscience of undesirable side effects.
After John locked his keys in his car, Alan decided to Schiessl his way in, and drove his motorcycle through the windshield.
by Johnny K. Wiggles February 2, 2010
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Schizer

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?
1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"
by Clydieooo April 13, 2009
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