Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

scattered

Used in the bottom of West Philadelphia to describe some one who is reckless or careless in his/her actions.

He's gonna get Raheem on you. That boah is scattered.

by Lbs. December 29, 2006

scanner

1. Either a deivce attached to a computer that allows it to take a picture or text from another source, and transfer it to the computer.

2. In some science fiction novels, scanners trace brain patterns, allowing the user to read ones mind.

This scanner is sucking, it can't even get the image!

I scanned his brain because I am a jerk.

by mr. pockets January 19, 2007

scundered

to feel let down or embarassed after failing to achieve something or making an ass of yourself. a bad feeling.
can be used to describe the embarassment felt after a heavy night drinking.

she was scundered when she realised what happened last night.

by Gerrymetal December 3, 2007

scanner

people with a very big variety of interests (jacks of all trades, polymaths etc) often to the point that they don't know what to choose as they don't want to give up their other interests

Jim has tried this and that but still hasn't decided on a clear path, he is, I guess, what you call a scanner. Sadly, he's in his early thirties.

by U8IK April 11, 2011

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

Ghetto Scanner

Taking a picture of a picture with a camera, or cell phone to send, or post online.

Take a picture of that picture with your ghetto scanner.

by jasoncorder24 January 17, 2012