a 90 year old man who is alloted 5 minutes of tv time everyday on 60 minutes, where he's able to bitch and moan about the 1st thing that comes to mind. otherwise known as the possessor of the greatest job in the world.
andy rooney was angry that the fast food joint got his order wrong, so he did a segment about the poor quality of minimum wage labor
by Hong King Kong January 6, 2008
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Get the Rayonna mug.I thought he'd fouled me so I turned around and did a Rooney on him.
I came home, smelling of beer and covered with lipstick, and the wife went Rooney on me.
I came home, smelling of beer and covered with lipstick, and the wife went Rooney on me.
by Mr. T.P. September 5, 2008
Get the Rooney mug.This gentle creature is very similar to the Saharan camel in a couple of ways. One, it spits large brown wads on occasion and two in that it has a hump, but rather than on its back it is found on the front. Scientists speculate what this hump is for and hypothesized a number of theories:
1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism
2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings
3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel
this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.
If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism
2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings
3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel
this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.
If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
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Get the Faggot Roon mug.1. nickname given to people acting silly, dorky, or roon-ish. 2. what you call a nerdy friend. 3. common nick name for a stray dog. 3. can be used as a noun or adjective and an adverb. 4. Unique's name for an animal turned into a sentimental nickname for her friends. 5. nick name for someone you are close to.
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Get the Mickey Rooney mug.To get stoned or high as fuck. Or to act in a manor that some might describe as down syndrome or kilt.
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