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Rowan

A midget who is funny and relatively kind. He is jealous of his twin brother’s Schröedinger’s Cat shirt. He always hangs around with his twin and a higher authority figure. When general relativity is mentioned, he is always quick to say that he understands it.

He is a nice short man I guess. #twin
Karen: Rowan is vaccinated. He is weird
Rowan: Respect the drip Karen!
by Dareborg the Destroyer October 13, 2019
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1) a man often times confused with a woman because the name is feminine, but has a massive penis and flaunts it proudly
2) a person around the hieght of 6'2" and has sex with stuffed bears (usually cubs)on a double decker bus
3) a Boy who tends to get with psycho girl friends, and smells like cherries
1) our name is Rowan?I thought that was a girls name?
2) "that stuffed bear is so cute"
"I think i will have sex with it"
3) What's that smell? smells like cherries or something? Oh its just Rwan and his pyscho girlfriend
by ker-pop April 30, 2005
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To be a rowan is to be a scotish girl with sexy hair and an purtie accent. If someone says " youre so rowan" then thats a really fucking good thing.
"DUDE I SAW MY MOM BEING SOOOO ROWAN WITH MY DAD!"
"eww dude! :("
by Barunafalash May 12, 2010
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Rowan is the type of person to expect everyone to like them even though they are annoying. Very inflated ego even for the smallest of reasons. Short temper, if gets mad they will shift the blame and have a temper tantrum. They constantly whines and complains about anything and everything. They will never admit when he is wrong but if he is proven wrong they throws a fit. If in an argument, they will never give examples of how you are in the wrong only insults you. Normally just a bitch of a person with little friends due to their personality being absolute garbage.
Person 1: How are you today?
Person 2: Fine, but my mom was being such a Rowan.
by Gansterrr October 11, 2020
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An evil witch who harvests souls and has 33 forms.
Don’t be with Rowan he’s trying to harvest your soul.
by GDpgldktajraiarruasjftkstsk December 2, 2018
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A Rowan is an awesome human being. You should be very happy and grateful if you ever meet a Rowan. They are super intellegent, funny and of course extremely gorgeous. Sadly they often don't know how cool and beautiful they are and hate themselves. But they are truly great. They may seem a little shy, but if you get to know them, they always manage to make you smile. Rowans are often queer, so if you fall for one, don't be afraid that they won't like you because of your gender. Though a friendship with a Rowan is already phenomenal. Rowans are the most perfect person on earth and if they'll notice you or not, you won't stop liking them.
Person1:"Hey, do you know Rowan?"
Person2:"Yes! I'm totally in love with her!"
by \(*~*)> June 28, 2019
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