probosculate

To engage in deep and meaningful thought, through use of concentration on the breath through the proboscis, as per meditation

'This is indeed a predicament we will have to probosculate upon'

by WillieVanillie November 15, 2006

Prego

Knocked up; bun in the oven

That Missy girl on our floor is Prego. She is due any day now.

by Boy Wonder November 16, 2004

Pogo

The unfortunate mistake that occurs when a dude is wearing boxer shorts, and his dick comes through the fly and touches something, e.g. a person or a food item.

"I was just trying to squeeze past him to get to the bathroom when he totally pogoed me."

by OpusAtrumET February 11, 2013

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

proboredination

A mixture between procrastination and boredom. Usually occurs on the very last day of the weekend when you're wittling away your homework hours surfing the internet.

See borecrastinadom.

A girl was once typing drunkenly in IRC, and when asked why she simply replied, "It's the side-effects of proboredination."

by adnerb November 1, 2004

Probot

A project started by Dave Grohl in 1998, consisting of Dave himself playing most all the instuments with different vocalists he grew up listening to providing the... well, the vocals. The vocalists are, in order as they appear on the album,: Chronos (Venom), Max Cavalera (Soulfly, Sepultura), Lemmy Kilmeister (Motorhead), Mike Dean (Corrosion Of Conformity), Kurt Brecht (Dirty Rotten Imbeciles), Lee Dorrian (Napalm Death, Cathedreal), Wino (The Obsessed, Hidden Hand, Place Of Skulls), Tom G. Warrior (Celtic Frost), Snake (Voivod), Eric Wagner (Trouble), and King Diamond (Mercyful Fate). The Probot album was released in 2002, and has one video to it's name (Lemmy's track Shake Your Blood). It also has a hidden 12th song provided by King Diamond that starts about 3 minutes after Sweet Dreams. It absolutely rules my life, I don't know what I would do without Probot.

Go buy it. NOW!!! cause I said so

by KurDt February 25, 2005

Prego Bitches

Porn that showcases pregnant women in it.

Damn! Those are some hot Prego bitches!

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005