Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

by Jeo58 October 9, 2008

procrapsturbate

When you procrastinate doing a task by masturbating while taking a dump on the toilet.

Roy: I just got home from eating Mexican food and should be mowing the lawn, but decided to go in the bathroom and procrapsturbate instead.

by Troys Favorite Friend October 21, 2009

Procrasturbate

Aus. v. The art of postponing work to meet with Pamela Handerson.

Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.

by BoredMiner April 22, 2009

procrasturbation

Masturbating instead of doing pressing work; using masturbation as a way of putting something off

I have a paper due tomorrow morning, but I haven't gotten anything done and I'm tired now because of my extensive procrasturbation.

by Sohum January 5, 2008

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Procrasturbation

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

by anonymous November 12, 2014

pro-procrastinate

when you procrastinate on something that is past its due date. so say you had a paper due a few days ago or something, but you still have to write it anyways, but when you go to write it, you procrastinate, so that means, your pro-procrastinating.

jack: "hey man did you turn your paper in last night?"
daniels: "nah man, im going to try to do it tonight, but im sure ill just, pro-procrastinate."
jack: "it's ok man, just take some adderall, you won't lose your focus then."
daniels: "...don't do drugs..."

by should be writing a paper! April 16, 2010