procrastigaming

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

by metabettie February 7, 2010

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

Procraftinating

The act of procrastination when instead of mindless activities, one uses the time to craft.

"I've been procraftinating all day long instead of studying for this test."

by CorCor23 February 5, 2012

Procrastibaking

Procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is shit all else to do. A person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.

"this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. I now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. What do."

by ROLLERCOSTERS November 17, 2013

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017

Procrastipainting

The act of doing absolutely anything other than starting your DIY paint project.

“Honey, you need to stop procrastipainting and actually paint that bedroom like you said you would!”

“Those swatches have been taped to our kitchen wall for over 3 months now. Don't procrastipaint away another weekend.”

by Glidden November 28, 2018

procrastimating

Having sex in order to delay working.

I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.

by glzzrgriggg May 5, 2010