Procrastipainting

The act of doing absolutely anything other than starting your DIY paint project.

“Honey, you need to stop procrastipainting and actually paint that bedroom like you said you would!”

“Those swatches have been taped to our kitchen wall for over 3 months now. Don't procrastipaint away another weekend.”

Procrastipainting by Glidden November 28, 2018

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.

I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

procrastiplanting by Old Dog Zero One March 23, 2022

procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy

"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"

procrastipating by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015