Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.
Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
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You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
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You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am
When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
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But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
The eternal procrastination of constipation.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
The eternal procrastination of constipation.
by Burgerboy March 6, 2007
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1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)
(verb)
2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.
1. a continuously rescheduled date or appointment (often, intentionally resulting in cancellation)
(verb)
2. to avoid going out with someone until they stop asking.
1. After rescheduling five time, I finally realized it was a procrastidate.
2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.
2. She'll procrastidate for weeks sometimes.
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