Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.

The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.

by Jenna333 August 8, 2006

pleb el primo

/el-prEEmo/

A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.

You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!

by Kendal Boy March 9, 2008

Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.

Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.

by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008

Primo

Primo is a lady killer, he is liked by a lot of people. Primo is a lover, basically the best person Ever. His personality makes him better than a god. He's the best in a crowd. Primo is known for his great sex.

You're a fucking Primo with the girl's bro!
He's can fuck like a Primo!
Your as hyped as Primo

by KidEazy January 29, 2015

primo

a "cousin" but most likely a person you've never met before but your hispanic family pretends you are SOMEHOW related

Mari: Mira eso es tu primo (look it's your cousin)
Me: I've literally never seen him a day in my life

by annie3 November 21, 2019

Primo pop

When your forcing a jack session and you ejaculate before you are fully erect.

During my date at Denny’s I ran to the parking lot and experienced a primo pop in order to prepare for later intercourse.

by Layland1 June 21, 2019