primes and faces

A popular drinking game founded at University College Dublin, Dublin's Roebuck Hall. The game involves a deck of fifty-two cards with no jokers and a maximum of three players (two must be of the female anatomy). Most skilled players commence the game with a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least .15. Cards are spread over a wooden table, face down, in a mild circular fashion. In a clockwise manner contestants draw from the pile, flipping their card in the process. If the card is either a face card (Jack, Queen, King or Ace) or any prime number (2,3,5,7)* the contestant must take a drink that lasts at minimum one second (of legitimate drinking) of a drink of their choice which must contain an alcohol content of 4.3% by volume or higher. The game continues until all cards have been drawn.

*There are more prime numbers in the number line, but the ones mentioned are the only ones in an official American deck of cards.

I got so wasted last night after playing primes and faces that I hooked up with Brian Corrigan.

by Juicy Meat February 18, 2008

Primophobia

Primophobia is someone who manipulates their friends, lies, plays the victim every chance they get, and posts tiktoks for sympathy.

Person 1- OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PRIMOPHOBIA POSTED? THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS.
Person 2- Stfu you’re only her mutual cuz she has followers, and you’re lonely.

by CallMeCarson’sParolOfficer September 28, 2021

primrose

a babycake who is one hot tamale!

oh look at her its primrose

by primmg April 28, 2008

Primus

One of the best, if not the best, bands ever. Led by Les Claypool's quirky lyrics and vocals and most importantly, his unprecedented bass lines which define songs such as my name is mud and those damn blue collar tweekers. Founded in S.F. in 1986 by les claypool, guitarist todd huth and drummer "Tim Curveball" Wright, they arose a storm in the underground and in college radio, releasing their debut Suck on This with their new and most famous lineup of Les, "ler" LaLonde on guitar, and Tim "Herb" Alexander. Several remarkable albums followed, and the band recieved some publicity for the chart-topping Pork Soda and songs like "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" and "Laquer Head," both of which had their videos banned from MTV, the former still being the most requested video on mtv during its year of release. The band shifted slightly, when a new drummer, Brian "Brain" Mantia played on the Brown Album and Antipop. While Brain was not as good a drummer as Herb, (and it showed a bit on the Brown Album) he made up for that because he was and is an all-out gangsta. Herb reunited with the band to record a 5 song EP, Animals Should Not Try to Act like People, packaged with the incredible DVD of the same name. Overall, Primus, in their legend and musical talent, make the Beatles look like a shitty garage band.

They call me Mr. Knowitall.
I sip the aged wine.
Oh I could tell such wondrous tales
if I should find the time.
I must be Mr. Knowitall
For ideas they come in bounds.
I am Mr. Knowitall
So spread the word around.

by Spiel August 14, 2004

Primrose Path

To be "led down the primrose path" is an idiom suggesting that one is being deceived or led astray, often by a hypocrite

Don't let that girl lead you down the primrose path.

by FreakTower January 12, 2012

phimosis

A hardening and or tightening of the foreskin around the head of the penis, accounting for discomfort and inability to perform sexually. This condition causes males to become agitated for obvious reasons.

"Dude, why's your boss so pissed off?"

"Oh, he's just got phimosis..."

"too much information."

by hnzosan030 July 28, 2008

primosux

possibly the best soundcloud rapper ever. super good songs & even better lyrics. he’s gorgeous and perfect & the best ever.

i fucking love primosux yo.

by HortonHearsAJew June 2, 2019