Primo Shock

When you land primo on a skateboard.

auhhh primo shock... that must have hurt...

by Reptilian December 4, 2009

primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.

The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.

by Jenna333 August 8, 2006

pleb el primo

/el-prEEmo/

A pleb in the ordinary sense, but specifically, one who is superlatively pleb-like.

You don’t put cat litter trays in the dishwasher you pleb el primo!

by Kendal Boy March 9, 2008

Dirty Primo-Mau

when you are having sexual intercourse you put a lot of chocolate cream in your penis and wipe it all over your cousin's chest and let the dog eat it while you crap on the dog and have the girl licking it's penis. When you are over the other dog that is licking your ass hole real nice, you cum into the dog ass and crap in the girl eyes and mouth. Then put peanut butter in the dog ass and let the girl finish the job with a donkey punch combo.

Oh my God i just saw the guys from panic at the disco having an awesome Dirty Primo-Mau!!! I was like, OMG WTF LOL LMAO.

by monkeydicksuckerlikingit October 4, 2008

Primo

Verb: to primo someone or something is to do harshly and forcefully impose yourself to someone or something that is causing you issues.

For some primo is a simply just a word, but for others it’s a lifestyle and a symbol of new beginnings

If you keep fucking around with me I’m going to primo you.

Bradee, I could use a good primo right about now.

by Primo11 April 9, 2023

Primo

An alternative word for “Primogem”, an in-game currency in the video game, Genshin Impact.

Person 1: I’ve spent 1000 primos on Venti’s rerun banner

by KuniWuni April 15, 2022

Primo pop

When your forcing a jack session and you ejaculate before you are fully erect.

During my date at Denny’s I ran to the parking lot and experienced a primo pop in order to prepare for later intercourse.

by Layland1 June 21, 2019