Pooterhole

Someone who makes an ass of themselves, whether being used to describe a short instance or someone's permanent persona.

Generally used as a friendly insult.

Daniel: "What was up with wesley last night?"

Trevor: "Idk, he was being such a pooterhole."

by Endersion January 9, 2009

Pootersnatch

A legendary cryptid believed to reside in the northern United States. Although unconfirmed, is believed to resemble a tall-statured Ellen DeGeneres. Supposedly docile unless firecrackers explode while the Pootersnatch makes stool. Reported sightings include observing the Pootersnatch performing naked snow angels, and in one isolated case, begging for a trip to the hospital. According to the interviewee, the Pootersnatch did not appear to be wounded.

"Dude, why the HELL is there a condom in my birdfeeder!?"
"Not sure man, the Pootersnatch must have been through last night."

by Vitakka October 6, 2011

Pooternickle

A person who plays a character already portrayed in a film, play, or other media, and does a worse job.

Compared to other Batmans, Ben Affleck is a real pooternickle.

The girl that played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz this year is a pooternickle.

by JRodMan2018 May 10, 2017

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

pooterstank

Something that smells foul like rotten kitty

I unzipped her jeans and the pooterstank was so thick it fogged up the windows

by Dudeofdudes April 23, 2003

pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 4, 2011