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Pocket Shuffle

The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.
I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.
by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017
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Pocket Clam

Fake vagina used for male stimulation/masturbation.
Hey, Mitch! you should try this Pocket Clam. I used it last night and it felt amazing!
by alienibba March 3, 2018
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Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018
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Pepper Pocket

A Pepper pocket is a small pocket built into the larger kangaroo pocket of a hoodie sweat shirt. The pocket has a small zipper on it to keep items secure. This way skate boarders or sports players wearing a hoodie can keep things in the pocket with out them falling out the side. Pepper pockets are usually hidden which can make them vary easy to smuggle things in as someone who may check you would only check the regular kangaroo pocket and not the pepper pocket. pepper pockets are only included in certain brands of hoodies with really deep kangaroo pockets.
I wish I could shrink you down and put you in my pepper pocket.
by AZ-Dawg September 3, 2005
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Peachy Pocket

A politer way of describing a ladies Vagina, as apposed to clunge, cootch, fanny, beef curtains, flaps or minge.
"What was the standard of the strip club like ?"

"Excellent, the stripper managed to insert a rather large champagne bottle into her peachy pocket"
by TheFilthBag August 6, 2009
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sweat pocket

The genital area of a post-op male to female transgender person.
I was going to bang this chick, but then I found out she had a sweat pocket.
by ZeroArmor October 11, 2018
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Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.
hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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