Ploop

The sound that a turd makes when it splashes in the toilet.

I took a large dump and every time my turd fell in the water it made a (ploop)ing sound.

by Ryan Adams May 10, 2006

ploopy

Ploopy can mean anything that is bad, it is usually but not always associated with the words.. Bad, Sad, Ugly, Fat, Stupid, Strange, etc.

Antonym of Blooby

1) Eww.. After he looks so ploopy cause he gained 10 pounds
2) Why are you so ploopy to him?
3) You make me look like ploop
4) Your looking Ploopy today =

by ItzMePops December 26, 2009

shoogle ma plooms

Slanging word. Scottish

To feel, jiggle, a scrotum.

Shoogle my plums

Cedrick: "Will you to the shop for me and pick up a pun o tatties please? While i shave my beard?"
Cuthbert: "Away n shoogle ma plooms!"

Its used instead of saying Fook aff etc. One of my favourite sayings

by Curlyteef July 1, 2007

ploopies

1. A term that is used after raising much suspense about a subject, to annoy the person you are talking to.

1. Omigod, I have something really important to tell you but don't get upset...........(they say ok, tell them).......................ploopies!!!!!!!!!

by SuperAwesomeSexiestPersonEver October 27, 2011

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

poompaloompa

Someone who sits extra time in the bathroom on there phone

Alex is such a poompaloompa doing her work from the bathroom.

by squirrelenator September 18, 2017

Ploopidy

Ploopidy means when you think someone is super great

“Sharon is amazing. She’s so ploopidy.”

by I-am-the-apple-tater May 10, 2019