piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008

piddlepot

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

piddlepuff

A pissy prissy person.

That girl is so easy to piss off, she's so self-centered, that piddlepuff bitch.

by AngelicaBrielle October 22, 2012

Piddlewag

A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult

"Awww Emma why'd you do that, your such a piddlewag

by Masturbation Time September 22, 2016

Pindles

An abbreviated version of the term ‘Pins and Needles’.

Shit bro, I left my dumbbell flange weight on my leg for too long and now I’ve got pindles.

by Bob Robson October 15, 2017

Piddledwarf

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019