phaillic

When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.

I did it with Johnny last night- but ew he's so phaillic!

by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009

Phallic Guinness

Waving your cock around like a light saber in preparation for coitus.

You go and find your bikini whilst I warm up Phallic Guinness.

by Peggyatthestar December 17, 2015

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Epik Phale

The most fail ever. you cant fail more than Epik Phale.

Dude.. That was epik phale.

by TREWERTYUIOJHGFDSDFGHJK April 18, 2009

Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

a mysterious item found in the Afro-Ninja escape series #2.5, aka. OMG Scary Room

it vaguely resembles a bow, except for launching "phallic objects"

Dude I was playing this escape game last night and one of the items was this weird bow-looking thing that shoots dildos, they called it a Super Omega King Kamehameha Phallic Object Launcher

by lites_out January 11, 2011

Phalange

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.

eg. Regina Phalange

by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012

Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.

CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you

by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008