Penor

noun. A word describing a godly size penis

Girl: dayum look at that penor
Boy: you like?
Girl: Oh hell yea

by yur mum rates me October 2, 2010

penophile

a person who collects pens. Need not be fancy pens and includes those who inadvertantly picks up other person's pens and forgets to return them. Generally has a stash of a wide variety of types of pens in drawers, coffee mugs and the bottom of the washer.

Andrew, being a penophile, adroitly picked up the server's pen, signed his check, then pocketed the pen to add to his collection.

by A. Townsend August 17, 2007

Penoid

A very small penis,as in a particle of penis.

"Man, Adam, you've got such a small penoid."

by Luh-Luh-Luh-Louis! August 31, 2006

peniosaurus rex

pen·io·saur (pen-nigh-o-s-argh'us, wre-cks-) A very large vagnivorous peninosaur of the Upper Crustaceous Period of North America, characterized by a small neck, large head and scaley skin. A vaginal intruder, the true king of the peniosaurs.

In a prehistoric times, it wasn't all that uncommon for a peniosaurus rex, to destroy a whole flock of ptwatodactyls.

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

Double Penno

A grading system for attractive girls where the level of atractivness is determined by the penetration rating, the higher the rating the higher the risk of crossing swords.

Look at that double penno. (She's so hot I'd cross swords to get some)

Tripple penno (The Risk of three swords crossing)

by A_Pussy February 21, 2011

Penor

A penor is a special type of penis that wears a sombrero. The sombrero can differ in size and color.

Anne: I had sex with Matty last night.
Grace: So, is it true? Does he really have a penor?
Anne: Yeah, it's really colorful, too.
Grace: I WISH my boyfriend had a penor.

by penorlover February 20, 2011

e-penor

Slang for e-penis.

My e-penor has grown to LARGE proportions.

by EvilChicky January 11, 2008