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Palestinianed

When someone creates an entirely fictitious identity and tries to claim something that does not belong to them as their own all while screaming you stole it from them based on this fault identity.
A recent immigrant to the US walked into my business and demanded I leave claiming he was the rightful owner and that he'd founded it hundred's of years ago! I pointed out that I'd founded it in my bedroom and he couldn't have owned it ever having just recently immigrated to the US. He screamed and attacked me. When I fought back to defend myself he started shouting that I'd stolen his business by force. I've been Palestinianed!
by Fakestinian Nakba December 26, 2023
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Palestinian alarm clock

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
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Palestinian genocide

Approximately two millennia ago, Colonizers, Occupiers, and Oppressors deliberately sought to erase indigenous Jewish people from their homelands in Israel/Judah. Rather than simply renaming the region, the Empire chose to rename it after the Philistines, who had ceased to exist five centuries prior, spelling it "Palestina," or as it was eventually anglicized, Palestine.

So, the "Palestinians" are just Israelis under their Colonizer name. But does that mean the "Free Palestine" movement means freeing Israel? No.

Just over 100 years ago, "Palestinian" was coined to refer to other Colonizers and Occupiers -- who now accuse the indigenous people of genocide!
Hamas, the elected government of Gaza, kills Gazans when its own genocidal rockets aimed at Israel fall inside Gaza.
Hamas: "Is this Palestinian genocide?"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
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Palestinianism

Wanting to incite violence towards others while acting like you're the most oppressed people on earth.

Trying to colonize other people's lands and then pointing figures at them when they defend themselves.

Distorting history in the most preposterous ways, even culturally appropriating the people you're trying to steal from, to gain sympathy from losers and cowards.

Farfour the Mouse
Someone tried to steal my property and they are now calling me a thief for defending myself and my property. Palestinianism in a nutshell.
by Hfhsudheh122 February 5, 2024
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Palestinian

1. An individual who complains about the results of his/her own chosen actions
2. A victim mentality that's consistent to every failure

3. Contradicting yourselves by upholding two parallel beliefs/identities
1. Dude, stop acting like a Palestinian, you failed that test because you didn't study, not because of the Jews
3. You're such a Palestinian, how could you be a feminist but also believe woman should always have male authority?
by Truth squared June 28, 2024
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Palestinian

Attacking someone physically, killing or raping them and then falsely denying it claiming there is no video or photo proof. Demanding all your fellow religionists be allowed to commit crimes and get out of jail.
The protestors Palestinianed the police after they were arrested for defacing property and damaging police cars screaming where is the video showing me damaging property ?
by Freedom Fighter 2023 December 27, 2023
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Palestinian

A Russian KGB invention in the 1960s during the Cold War of migrating Arabs from the late 1800s to the Ottoman and eventually British territory called Palestine. The Arab world adopted this term for the Arabs in that land to punish the Jews who retuned (after millennia in exile) to their 3500 year old ancestral homeland.
Palestinians were the Jews in Israel before 1948.
by EJInLA May 28, 2024
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