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Get the orgasmic white boy mug.Retarded orgasm is what sometimes occurs while or sometimes, even after sex. If a girl (or in a rare case, a boy) makes a funny sound or face while in a climax, has a brain-dead expression, and drooling uncontrollably, you know they just achieved a retarded orgasm.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Has a lot of reasons why it happens; the most typical reason is they had it their first time, or hadn't gotten any sex for a great amount of days. Still, there are more reasons or explanations for that.
Zane: Yes, it was a great night with Joan.
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
Michael: Right, I even saw that one. But can I ask you one thing? Why did Joan looked and sounded retarded?
Zane: I know. What you just saw is a retarded orgasm.
Michael: Retarded orgasm?
Zane: My girl missed me and the good ol' fashioned fucking that I give her. And she's been waiting for it for a long time.
Michael: That explains it.
*Last night, on Zane's room, Michael walked in without knocking, seeing them having sex in bed by accident*
Michael: Just going to get my phone's charger and I'll be go- Huh?
Joan: OH YEAHAOOAH! DON'T STAHP BABEHH *drooling uncontrollably, with a retarded expression on her face*
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Get the Retarded Orgasm mug.An indescribable feeling, but an amazing one. It usually causes one to move their bodies quickly because the feeling is so intense. May also cause squeezing hands or moaning. They can take awhile but are more than worth the wait.
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