Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
by The boonigan man September 16, 2017
Get the beat my meat on the toilet seatmug. a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.
Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.
by bobso February 21, 2008
Get the slapping the fat with my meat salamimug. When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018
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